you know those people who are just luminous, like they’re so beautiful and everything they do is endearing and all you can do is stare and hope that some of their light hits you someday. maybe it’s not even romantic but they’re just such people, they’re humans, and they’re so beautiful that you cannot make yourself look away
i dont believe the whole ‘girls mature faster than boys’ thing because girls are literally sexualized from infancy and forced to act Adult about things from a ridiculously young age while boys are taught that they can act like tantrum throwing little shits forever
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
Panic! In front of the cute boy
"Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist?"
Tonight’s gender of the night is: dead skeleton in cut-off shorts.
save these exploding women
Jessica Lange to sing Lana Del Rey’s “Gods and Monsters” on this weeks episode of American Horror Story: Freakshow!
being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh.
I am fucking dying
Can Asshole soap be a thing? I would buy it.
Ink Calendar designed by Oscar Diaz. The ink will slowly color each day of the month as time passes by.
This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.
tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh
I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.
tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.
moment of silence for tumblr user literarygingerfox …
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety