"Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough."
— Aisha Tyler (via quotes-shape-us)

todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors


dat-soldier:

seedy:

getting out of bed in winter is actually like stepping into antarctica

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta



  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

slomps:

shoutout to those people who see you fuck up real bad and just laugh with you


allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 


sukihowell:

IMPORTANT - SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

sukihowell:

IMPORTANT - SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE


efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay


koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 


jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to


roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate