eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

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tamralewallen:

jedavu:

Incredible Photorealistic Drawings Beautifully Capture Fine Facial Details

Created by Monica Lee 

JESUS THIS IS GORGEOUS



hospitalstays:

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school cum


chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.


itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.



i’m on cosmopolitan.com right now and i just read the sentence ‘let your vagina do your vagina’ in regards to oral and orgasms and nothing i will ever write will be as good as that sentence 

posted 23 hours ago with 1 note