that episode of spongebob where he inflates his biceps
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
seduce me with in-depth character analysis
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
Hey! You’ve probably seen many versions of this around, with the same cliche stories, but here’s one with different and original ones, you probably haven’t heard of before!
-from your favorite paranormal blogger sixpenceee
true life: people like my hair more than they like me
i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url
im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge