foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus


unclefather:

This is a man on a mission

unclefather:

This is a man on a mission




"There is only one sin, and that is theft… when you tell a lie, you steal someones right to the truth."
— Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via bibliophilebunny)

weedjoke420:

look @ my moms shorts from the 70’s

weedjoke420:

look @ my moms shorts from the 70’s


camwhoreconfessional:

alexxinwonderlandd:

whatyouwantsobadly:

earthlyeyes:

Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food.

Every guy should just really look at this.

Those representations are the best.

Seriously

great, now I’m hungry


narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


realenoshima:

image

COCK-A-DOODLE—

image

do you think im sexy


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you


loveofnerdsndonuts:

(via Cooper’s Easter eggs |)

loveofnerdsndonuts:

(via Cooper’s Easter eggs |)



fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.