unit03:

that episode of spongebob where he inflates his biceps 


katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image


foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.

Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

image


levisstupidcravat:

seduce me with in-depth character analysis


drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

posted 12 hours ago via date · © cyberho with 145,020 notes

sixpenceee:

Hey! You’ve probably seen many versions of this around, with the same cliche stories, but here’s one with different and original ones, you probably haven’t heard of before!

-from your favorite paranormal blogger sixpenceee




koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me



enraptored:

noot noot

enraptored:

noot noot

posted 13 hours ago via pizza · © enraptored with 37,169 notes

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url


neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff


im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets


gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide


fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge